This guy has a web site to catch the pedophiles out there trying to pick up little kids for sex. I read one file where he was talking to this guy in Alabama who thought he was talking to a 13 year old guy. Man I tell you what, I was getting sick to my stomach. Click on the link and check it out
...from laughing so damn hard!!! Here is another flash video from [url=http://www.muchosucko.com]Mucho Sucko[/url] the music in the back ground is from Out Kast's latest song.
This is a flash animation at [url=http://www.muchosucko.com/fla...]Mucho Sucko[/url] when I seen it I laughed my ass off....so click on the link and check it out.
Now this is my type of stained glass, I dont know if that is what it was meant to be, but thats what I am calling it because it reminds me of stained glass.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------ Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- Scientists have discovered one food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------- Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth
Ich hasse in der Liebe mit jemand sein, das nie sein kann. Ich liebe ihre mehr, als ich meine Frau, auf einmal sie war ein Teil unserer Familie tue. Sogar nach fünf Jahren nicht des Sprechens mit ihr, verursacht sie einen Knoten in meinem Magen. Ich weiß, daß I sie noch lieben und ich immer wurde. Wenn etwas meiner Frau geschehen sollte, weiß ich, daß ich diese andere Frau suchen würde, um zu sehen, wenn wir noch einmal zusammen sein könnten. Ist das shameful? Ist das falsch? Don?t I wissen ehrlich. Ich liebe sie noch und ich liebe sie immer.
I guess I should start saying were I got them pictures from. Its from [url=http://www.davesdaily.com/pic...]Davesdaily.com[/url] click on the link to view for yourself, there is alot that I havent posted.
04/29/04 NASA has developed a drug that suppresses the sex drives of astronauts, who are vulnerable to moral lapses during long space voyages. Senator Hillary Clinton has reportedly purchased several cases of the drug to suppress the sex drive of her husband, who is vulnerable to moral lapses whenever he's awake.
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After reading the article, I have a real easy fix. Send couples into space or send all single people. Sheesh, c'mon, dont we have better things to worry about other than sex in space. Hell let them have an orgy. :?
A woman named Emily renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job, or are you just a .?
"Of course I have a job," snapped Emily. "I'm a Mom."
"We don't list 'Mom' as an occupation... 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically.
I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar."
"What is your occupation?" she probed.
What made me say it, I do not know... The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations."
The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair, and looked up as though she had not heard right. I repeated the title slowly, emphasizing the most significant words. Then I stared with wonder as my pronouncement was written in bold, black ink on the official questionnaire.
"Might I ask," said the clerk with new interest, "just what you do in your field?"
Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice, I heard myself reply, "I have a continuing program of research, (what mother doesn't), in the laboratory and in the field, (normally I would have said indoors and out). I'm working for my Masters, (the whole darned family), and already have four credits, (all daughters). Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the humanities, (any mother care to disagree?) and I often work 14 hours a day, (24 is more like it). But the job is more challenging than most run-of-the-mill careers and the rewards are more of a satisfaction rather than just money."
There was an increasing note of respect in the clerk's voice as she completed the form, stood up, and personally ushered me to the door.
As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous new career, I was greeted by my lab assistants -- ages 13, 7, and 3. Upstairs I could hear our new experimental model, (a 6 month old baby), in the child-development program, testing out a new vocal pattern. I felt I had scored a beat on bureaucracy! And I had gone on the official records as someone more distinguished and indispensable to mankind than "just another Mom."
Motherhood.....What a glorious career! Especially when there's a title on the door.
Does this make grandmothers "Senior Research Associates in the field of Child Development and Human Relations" and great-grandmothers "Executive Senior Research Associates"? I think so!!! I also think it makes Aunts "Associate Research Assistants".
I found a blog with the search engine on the front of Tblog that I find very interesting. Its about a guy and the "Real life in the world of paid companionship"
Down on the left hand side this is written that is to me, very interesting:
[b]morality[/b][i]It's legal to sleep with 10 men in one day for free. It's legal to pay somebody to have sex in a movie. It's legal to have sex with a wealthy man who showers you with gifts. It's legal to marry somebody for money. But in most parts of America, it's a crime to offer somebody sex for money, or to offer money for sex. Does this make sense?[/i]
Unless you can read french, its not going to do you any good to read this post.
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Voici un autre essai inepte au sujet de moi se plaignant au sujet de la façon dont l'aren?t de choses la manière je les veulent. Du don?t I soin vraiment pour où je travaille, principalement parce que je fais la même chose jour après jour. Je doute honnêtement que je puisse trouver quelque chose de différent qui me permettrait de faire quelque chose de assez différent de l'heure de me maintenir heureux. Le don?t de la raison I est tout à fait parce que financièrement can?t de I, à moins que j'aie un autre travail aligné qui me maintiendra financièrement bloqué. L'autre chose continuant dans ma vie est mon relaintionship avec mon épouse. Je l'aime et je ferais n'importe quoi pour elle, mais elle me conduit des écrous parce qu'elle doesn?t ont la même commande de sexe que j'ai. Quand nous étions mariés la première fois elle était différente mais elle semble juste comme elle est toujours fatiguée et quand nous avons le sexe tout elle veut vraiment faire est juste sexe typique. Je dois pratiquement prier elle d'obtenir n'importe quel genre de sexe oral, et quand j'essaye de le faire, qu'elle le doesn?t me veulent à moins qu'elle ait juste sauté à cloche-pied hors de la douche. J'ai pensé à avoir une affaire, mais je ne suis pas dans aucun genre de position à faire ainsi. Et sûr non même d'I?m vraiment que je . J'ai essayé de la parler dans balancer encore, mais elle la garde dire doesn?t pour vouloir faire cela, I?ve essayé ayant sa trouvaille une autre femme ou un enfer même un homme pour elle mais elle ne fera pas l'homme et elle est très picky au sujet des femmes, que je pense vraiment qu'elle emploie comme excuse parce qu'elle doesn?t veulent à. Il frustre très.
I love erotic photography, I really like it though when the photographers use black and white. It just makes them more sensual I guess you could say. Here is one picture and some links other.
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