I just wanted to say, that I wont be posting on this blog anymore. I am changing my life and I have to close this door to my life.
I love all the friends that I have made and I dont want to lose them. I will still be here with my other tamer blog htttp://rcarter8766.tblog.com com check me out here.
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
[i]Maybe they should do a "Women of tBlog" spread. lol[/i]
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Home Depot gals take it off for Playboy Playboy.com's 'Women of Home Depot' pictorial features six employees minus their orange aprons. July 6, 2004: 5:01 PM EDT By Parija Bhatnagar, CNN/Money Staff Writer
NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Playboy.com launched the "Women of Home Depot" pictorial Tuesday, showcasing six of the retailer's "sexiest" female employees.
Playboy.com said in May it was searching for the sexiest women at Home Depot (HD: down $0.02 to $34.67, Research, Estimates), the world's largest home improvement retailer, to "shuck their orange smocks" and pose nude for the online pictorial.
"Playboy is an American icon and I am so excited to have been chosen as one of the models for this feature," said Rachel Parks, one of the feature's models. "This has been a once-in-a-lifetime experience."
The adult men's publication ran similar 'Women of Enron' and 'Women of Starbucks' photo spreads in Playboy magazine in 2002 and 2003.
Last November, Playboy.com ran its first version of the 'Women of....' pictorial featuring women from Wal-Mart.
For its part, Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, criticized the spread, saying it was "in poor taste" and went against its image as a family store.
Nevertheless, the Wal-Mart spread turned into the Playboy.com's biggest success to date, according to John Thomas, editor of the Web site.
"It was a real watershed moment for Playboy.com in terms of the number of people who actually paid money to get access to the pay-per-view part of the feature," he said.
Thomas said the Home Depot casting call elicited about 400 responses from employees. "That's much more than we had anticipated. We think the Home Depot feature could be even more successful than the Wal-Mart one."
The pictorial, which is exclusively on Playboy.com, features six models including a sales associate, a supervisor and a cashier. Playboy.com paid the models for the feature but would not disclose the amount.
Who's Thomas looking at next?
"Maybe 'Women of CNN' will be next," he joked.
"I'm sure there are a lot of nervous brands out there," he added. "We have between six to eight names that we're considering. One idea is a 'Women of fast-food' spread.
"The whole idea of this feature is to surprise people with the unexpected. People thought the Wal-Mart idea was a joke but the real beauty of it was the enormous buzz it created. We knew it would be a success when Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien joked about it."
Home Depot could not immediately be reached for comment. But the company had said it didn't endorse or support the pictorial when Playboy first announced it was doing the feature.
I just got done reading this story at Literotica.com about how this guy would invite 150 guys to a private party, they had to pay a $100 dollar entrance fee. and they had to understand that what ever happened at the party stayed at the party.
Now the entry fee was for a door prize. To cut to the chase it was for a girl. Now here is the kicker, she picked the winner. And all the money to the entrance fee went to the girl.
Now we are talking $15 thousand dollars.
This got me to thinking. How many women out there would actually do this if she was tight for money and going to school, I mean if she did it right, that money would last a long time.
I found this amusing, but what he says is the truth. I don't vote Democrat because they are against some freedoms that I feel are a God given right.
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"It's funny how the Republicans don't like porn and yet-I gotta make that joke: Look who's in the White House, a Bush, a Dick and a Colin! It's a known fact that under the Republicans porn gets prosecuted… The main reason is all religious groups, Pat Robertson Jerry Falwell. They all back Republicans, not Democrats. So when the Republicans win [they have to] take care of the constituents that put them in power. They have to follow through. These people have to pay back the Christians by going against abortion, gays; hating porn; the whole thing, you see?......Republicans prosecute more. Democrats don't. Everyone knows it and that's a fact". So are you a Democrat? "Yes"
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